My surgery is on Wednesday. I need to find a new word to describe how I am feeling because excited and anxious don't cover it anymore.
Anyway, great news! I met with Dr. Steinbacher, my surgeon, on Tuesday and my surgery is less complicated than we had originally thought so I will only have to be on the liquid diet for 6 WEEKS! Everything I have read and everyone I have talked to has said it would take 3 months but he told be 6 WEEKS BITCHES! That seems much more manageable.
Also the guy who did my dental molds at the hospital was my favorite doctor so far, he was sassy and swore in front of me and was gossiping with the nurse about a another nurse who was apparently super dumb. It just made the whole process so much more entertaining and enjoyable, and instead of being treated like a patient he was treating me like a person and that was nice.
I have to admit I have been slacking on the one meal a day thing, I will warn you though: I tried the baby food squeezable things, and anything with fruit in it is pretty good but DON'T EVER EVER EVER try the one with Mac and Cheese and carrots. I'm pretty sure they just packaged the poop of the babies who ate it. You're welcome.
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