Just a list of complaints

1. Lips are so swollen and numb it feels like someone turned them into water balloons.
2. I have to sleep in a mostly upright position to decrease swelling.
3. but I can only sleep for about 2 hours at a time or my sinuses start filling up again and I can't breathe.
4. The jaw bra is like a combination collar/turtleneck/actual bra and all of those are things I hate.
5. Eating through a syringe. 
6. The intense cravings for whatever food is in that commercial right now.
7. I can't cuddle with my dog because she likes to sit on faces.
8. I can't sleep on my stomach for obvious reasons.
9. I can't talk and I don't care what you say, finding a pen and paper is always less convenient.
10. My ear hurts, how random is that?
11. I would really really like to wash my face.
12. OH GOD I WANT TO BRUSH MY TEETH I WILL NEVER TAKE ORAL HYGIENE FOR GRANTED EVER AGAIN.
13. Also literally my lips are so swollen and annoying make it stop.